Chunky Monkey Muffins

We’ve found the cure for the vast divide that keeps us all up at night. The politics of food are finally solved. These chocolate muffins are vegan AND paleo with an option for tree-nut free too!  Well, we’re not even sure they’re muffins. I mean, it’s fruit-sweetened without frosting so it’s not a cupcake. And it’s got the texture of a brownie. But it’s healthy enough from being sweetened only with fruit to be snuck for breakfast. Pay no attention to the aptness of this sweet treat’s name… focus on the simplicity and how delicious it is!

These “muffins” are egg-free, dairy-free (vegan), grain-free (gluten-free), refined sugar-free, and an option for tree-nut free too! Somehow we were magically able to recreate a brownie texture without any eggs.  We’re not what I’d call skilled at vegan baking, in fact we rather love baking with eggs.  But, we know that quite a few children have an intolerance to them – so we wanted to offer a recipe that’d work without needing any substitutions.  We don’t know how we did it, but we try not to question these things.

These fun, simple and delicious treats are made even more fantastic by their “choose your own adventure” ending. Pictured below is a vanilla version we served for a dinner party we had last week, then just yesterday we served a chocolate version for our Paleo Halloween Potluck (post coming). Each time, they disappeared QUICKLY. So, let your bananas get mushy and get your baking on!

Chunky Monkey Muffins

Ingredients

2 ripe bananas
1  C dates*
1/2 C roasted creamy almond butter (use MaraNatha brand sunflower seed butter to make these nut-free)
1/2 C coconut flour
1/4 C coconut oil, liquified
1/4 C palm shortening
2 tsp baking soda
1/2 tsp salt
1 Tbsp vanilla

Here’s where you choose your own adventure, for the last ingredient you must decide the flavor you’d like! To the mixture add one of the following:
2 Tbsp Tapioca Flour (vanilla based muffins)
2 Tbsp Cocoa Powder (chocolate based muffins)

Topping (Optional):

1/2 C dark chocolate chips
1/2 C chopped walnuts

Instructions

  1. ♥ In a food processor, puree together the dates and bananas until smooth
  2. ♥ Add remaining ingredients to food processor and pulse until a thick batter forms (scrape sides to fully incorporate but do not over blend)
  3. ♥ Spoon into lined muffin tin, filling cups 2/3 full
  4. ♥ Toss topping ingredients together in small bowl, sprinkle on top of each muffin and press gently to get them to “stick”
  5. ♥ Bake at 350 degrees for 16 – 18 minutes

*We prefer fresh medjool dates (usually found in the refrigerated produce section of the grocery store). We pit them ourselves and use them directly. If you are unable to find them (or find the cost too prohibitive) you can acquire a similar texture by re-hydrating dehydrated dates. Simply cover with boiling water for ten minutes, drain and use as instructed.

Don’t forget to let your kids help with the easy steps (♥). Sometimes cooking with kids can be a challenge sometimes. Finian poured in an entire ramekin of salt to our original batch (on accident) and although incredibly frustrating, it was a great learning lesson for us all. There are always teaching moments in the kitchen!

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About Stacy

Stacy Toth has written 310 post in this blog.

Stacy is the matriarch of the Paleo Parents family. After beginning a paleo diet and founding PaleoParents.com in 2010, she lost 135 pounds and found health and happiness for the whole family. The following three years have been a progressive journey with a mission to educate people about nourishing their bodies by eating real foods. Stacy can be found on all forms of social media as @PaleoParents as well as the top-rated The Paleo View Podcast and her two cookbooks, Eat Like a Dinosaur and Beyond Bacon.

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  • Cara

    Ohhhhhhhhh, you are spoiling me Stacy! Now we can all sleep better at night knowing vegans and paleos can find common ground after all! I call it: Vegaleos. Palgans. Valeos. (still working on it…) Not sure if you can find a better combination of nut butter, bananas and dark chocolate. *And just between you and I, I’d prefer baking with eggs too if I didn’t get grossed out with their smell. They really *do* make baking that much easier don’t they???* Rats. These sound incredible. Bravo!

    • http://PaleoParents.com Stacy & Matt

      I have to admit that it was slightly self serving to create a recipe that was free of most of the allergens people suffer from. We have a few in the book but now I can point people to something they can make when they need a special treat! :)

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  • Chrissie

    Thank you so much for this recipe, I’ve just made them with the last of my coconut flour and they were so fabulous I need to go shopping soon so I can make them again!  I find recipes with coconut flour can be dry but these were lovely, just like a brownie.

    • http://PaleoParents.com Stacy & Matt

      Thanks! It’s the almond or sunbutter. Makes everything better!

  • http://twitter.com/hippyma Colette Bell

    i sincerely detest dates, what can i substitute with?  i used kiwi as a sub in my last recipe w/dates & don’t feel like that was the ticket.  any suggestions?  thanks!!

    • http://PaleoParents.com Stacy & Matt

      The dates provide both sweetness and thickness. Perhaps an extra banana and egg? Maybe adding more flour. We love dates and they’re perfect in baking. Sorry!

  • homehandymum

    Thankyou so much!  Our kids’ preschool has just gone nut free AND egg free (due to actual allergies of some recently enrolled children).

    This recipe nicely solves the ‘treat day’ dilemma I’ll be facing in a few weeks: what’s a cereal-free family to do when it comes to that all-important 5th birthday treat-share??

    You guys rock!  Thankyou :)

    • http://PaleoParents.com Stacy & Matt

      No, thank you! Hope you have success with it!

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  • Michelle

    Hi, I am having trouble finding palm shortening in NZ, the closest couple I can find, one is for soapmaking and the other is vegetable shortening, but it is made from palm oil.  anyway, can I replace the palm shortening with butter?

    • http://PaleoParents.com Stacy & Matt

      Absolutely! We use palm shortening because we don’t ever use butter, but in the book and anywhere on the site, butter can replace palm shortening in equal volumes. Let me know if it turns out with butter!

  • http://eatthecookie.wordpress.com/ liz

    these are in the oven right now! thought i’d think outside the sausage realm this morning, the batter was such a treat to lick out of the bowl, i have a cocoa ring around my face.
    i subbed more coconut oil for the palm shortening, seems like it will be fine.
    thanks for such a great recipe, i’m having the worst time finding egg-free/grain-free recipes. what a nightmare!

    • http://PaleoParents.com Stacy & Matt

      Glad you liked it (unbaked)! We started doing this kind of thing occasionally for just that reason: without grains, you often need the eggs for baking. We figured people in your position needed to find SOMETHING!

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  • Pam Erickson

    Yummy!

    • http://PaleoParents.com Stacy & Matt

      They are!

  • Kokopaleo

    I just have to say that these muffins are AMAZING.  I’ve made them several times, and every time I give them away, people LOVE them.  Also,  my kids love helping me in the kitchen.  I actually use “We can make Chunky Monkey Muffins tomorrow morning” as a bribe to make sure my 3 year old goes to bed well for the babysitter.  THANK YOU!

    • http://PaleoParents.com Stacy & Matt

      Aw, wow – thank you! We’re so glad to “be a part of your family.” Nothing better than hearing people like the recipes :)

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  • Kelseyhayman

    is there any replacements for the palm shortening?

  • Judy Scott

    I’m new to your site, found it from paleoparents.com from which I found from US Wellness Meats.  I have everything for this recipe except the dates.  I will look for these at Kroger’s or health food store.  I’m eager to try it because it’s grain-free and sugar-free.  I’m sure there will be many of your recipes I will want to try.  Thank you! 

    • http://PaleoParents.com Stacy & Matt

       Dates ought to be available in most grocery store. If no fresh, then probably dried and pitted next to the raisins. All our recipes, you will find, are grain and white sugar free!

  • Judy Scott

    Would date sugar be considered “refined sugar”?

    • http://PaleoParents.com Stacy & Matt

       Depending on your definition, maybe. They do have to process dates to extract it, after all. I don’t often recommend date sugar because what makes dates special is that they are especially sweet but are more easily processed due to the highest per gram fiber count of any food save for prunes. Making date sugar takes away all the fiber and leaves only the fructose.

  • Marni

    This is an awesome recipe, I absolutely love it. SO YUMMY!! Even my non-paleo, sugar/carb-lover hubby said that these were a keeper!

    • http://PaleoParents.com Stacy & Matt

      Glad you guys enjoyed them!

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  • Sarah

    thanks so much for this recipe!  (vegan/paleo is a combination i’m always on the lookout for.  i’ve found that raw deserts are the most likely to match the most people’s dietary needs, but sometimes a girl just needs to bake something gooey.)  

    • http://PaleoParents.com Stacy & Matt

       Great! Glad you found it!

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  • Jennifer

    I made this recipe and thought it was absolutely delicious! However, one of my kids doesn’t like banana “flavored” anything – though he does like fresh bananas. So, I subbed the bananas for a heaping 1/2 cup applesauce and all of my kids and husband went crazy over them! I’m actually having to limit how many they are “allowed” to have, as there are 6 of us! Thanks for the great recipes!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=661724265 Mary Chatriwala

      Applesauce sounds delish! I’m making them for the first time today but maybe my next go ’round I’ll give that a try!

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  • Kari

    hmmm is it possible to use prunes instead of dates? I managed to buy the wrong thing… lol

    • http://PaleoParents.com Stacy & Matt

      I don’t know. We’ve never used prunes that way before!

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  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1629445801 Lori Miller

    What can I substitute for palm shortening? I don’t have any, where can I buy it?

  • sproutsmama

    yum! can’t wait to make these after spotting them on you FB page. can you guesstimate how many 1 batch makes? i’m want to make them for “snack day” at preschool, and want to be sure i have enough ingredients to double if necessary.

    • http://PaleoParents.com Stacy & Matt

      Pretty sure it’s a dozen, sorry should have included that – will have to remake and update the recipe :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1174142645 Alison Bell Belt

    Yay! I’ve been getting progressively more sensitive to eggs but it’s sooooooooo hard to find fun things to make without them when you’re paleo.